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Nothing but nothing is faster than our Quickie sex chat!
Unquestionably a male trigger, the very idea of a quickie is to spunk up in the very shortest possible time. Of course absolutely no emphasis is placed on the Lady’s satisfaction as this very much the realm of the busting-to-spunk male! In fact all of our Ladies positively encourage you not to hang on to your spunk but to empty your swollen balls QUICKLY! Which of course is why our sluts on the Quickie cum in 30 seconds chat line are waiting – to take your calls and to rapidly drain your balls! When a man’s gotta cum he’s gotta cum fast!
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Because you’re already gagging for relief the girls know exactly what to do – they know the most sensitive of your triggers, how to make you cum damned quickly! Rest assured making you spunk up hard is absolutely their declared mission statement -just that, nothing else. Whatever dirty topic gets you hot, tell your phone-fuck slut and she’ll major on that to get the right spunky result! Having girls like this, urging to empty your balls makes our Quickie Rapid Cum Chat absolutely the best you’ll ever call. One thing is absolutely for certain they won’t delay or try to drag out the sex chat – quite the reverse these girls are totally in your face.
Don’t delay, don’t hang around – you need to unload quickly!
You’ll gain nothing by dawdling – you’ll just end up even more frustrated! What you have to do is to get comfy, get your dick out and let our quickie sluts drain your balls as dry as a desert. Of course that’s what you need and time to make that call! When you have the chance to chat with our foreplay -free sex chat hostesses – just get on with it and enjoy a really quick draining!
Calls recorded, cost 46p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Sit back, unzip and listen to our DIRTY CHEAP Sex Stories we know they will trip your switch when you realise just how mucky they are!
Look at the range of topics here, Recorded Sex Story Listing and tell us that there’s nothing that makes your dick twitch! Additionally we’ve also a massive library of Mistress / Domination Stories which are for certain the most popular of our cheap mucky audio!
Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Want some dirty pictures, Mister? Well that’s not quite how we’d like to promote our RISKY text sex chat service, but we guess it does boil down to that! When you can’t talk, sext is the message and sure all our sluts have pics to swap with you to get you spunking up fast! Additionally as our service is solid and secure you’ll be 100% anonymous so risk-free!
All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge.
You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each per sent message, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website
Live calls cost 46p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Service provided by Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
You know that to get off the fastest you need to chat to our Horny Housewives!
Do you ever wonder what sort of slut works on our Horny Housewives chatline? The answer may surprise you – we have ordinary (but very highly-sexed) British Housewives answering your calls. Compared to “ordinary housewives” these ladies are unshockable and what they don’t know about dirty sex just isn’t worth knowing!! Every one of our sluts lives for her release – her orgasm and not one will ever try to fake it when they’re chatting with you! This also means that you’d best be prepare to interact with women who don’t have much in the way of limits…. think you can take the real McCoy?
You want the cheapest sex chat? You got it!
So when you call you’ll get a choice of which of our Horny Housewives are free and then its straight into the hottest chat. Picture the scene a sexy housewife, sitting in her home in gorgeous cock-stiffening lingerie. Her toys are fully charged and she’s maybe watching a porno to pass the time. If this doesn’t shout Filthy Chat Slut! I’m not sure what does. What you do get is horny housewives who are already wet and willing, so you’ll waste no time at all.
And all you need to do is to make that dirty call!
Its true that our housewives pride themselves on getting a fella to spunk up dead quick, to give him a sexual release, a ball draining is their aim! You probably already know that most horny housewives have a thing about getting shagged silly in the kitchen? You ask them and let them share their fantasies (and past experiences) LIVE with you -these sluts have so much in the way of experience!
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
So you want scenarios that really do have a beginning, a middle and an end? By this we mean you get the full monty, nothing missed out – which sometimes happens when you’re not sure what to say. We do know that many of you horny guys get off big scale on our Cheap FILTHY Stories in fact it could be the place to get a different slant on phone sex world!
We’ve topics from every genre of rudeness – more than you could shake your dick at – all are the real deal, with wicked scripts and professional production that will make you wank till your balls are emptied! That’s right, each of our Outrageous Recorded Sex Stories will give the release you so badly want and as cheap as we can make it!!
Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Text sex chat is going strong! It might have been around for twenty years but its popularity with some fellas hasn’t waned at all. Because its anonymous and confidential are a couple of good reasons, but the biggest reason is that for sheer textual filth it can’t be beaten! So no matter if you’re a bit shy – texting solves all your problems you get to swap messages with hot british housewives and of course you get to swap mucky pics, all in real time!
All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge.
You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each per sent message, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website
Live calls cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Service provided by Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Of course there is more than price behind a good Cheap Domination chat session!
It depends on your own criteria of course but most subs seem to get on extremely well with the Mistresses on our Cheap Domination chat line. Once you find a service that offers the style of Domination that turns you on with the sexy Mistresses that deliver it, well you’ll be all made up! Does it look like we are saying that our Mistresses are the best? We believe that they know phone domination role play chat inside out and will delight IF you’re really looking to be dominated. So all you really need to do is to be respectful to your phone Domme and decide what angle you want Her to take with your role play scenario.
Check out all our CHEAP, Kinky Domination themed chatlines!
What can a sub honestly expect from a cheap Domination session? Firstly that your Mistress will respond to your begging and allow you to serve Her! Its pretty commonplace for subs to confess their sins to their Mistress and it will come as no surprise to learn that almost all subs have just one major failing. You all cannot leave your pathetic leaky tools alone, you’re always tugging at your slimy dicks. So you know that your Mistress is absolutely entitled to call all of you Dirty Smelly Wankers! And there’s no point in trying to deny it either! Your next and best move would be to kneel and beg for forgiveness from your Mistress, sub!
You want to serve your Mistress – but will you obey?!
That’s really the nub of it -many would-be subs are really way too wayward to be considered as lifestyle submissives. You can of course pleasantly surprise your Mistress and that will definitely make for a good session! Otherwise you’ll now realise why many Mistresses tend to be pretty cruel and often downright cynical!
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Of course, its always impossible to tell what one particular sub’s needs are, compared to another’s! We do however get the feeling that the more inexperienced of you find that our Cheap Domination Stories are the place to start!
Of course, not withstanding that our stories always hit the spot, you might find that they fill you with inspiration! Every one of our professionally produced Kinky Domination Stories will give you a different perspective to Domination chat!
Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Maybe you’ve not had that private moment so necessary for a live call with a Mistress. Or it could be that you’re not ready to serve and feel a little, how shall we say, exposed? In cases like these we’re pleased that we set up our MISTRESS text sex chat service more than 15 years ago. You’ve nothing to be scared about as it is a totally confidential, anonymous service!
Try for yourself its a lot easier serving a demanding Mistress by SMS text chat! Of course you’ll want to swap photos too and yes, you can, whatever you have our ladies will be pleased to receive.
All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge.
You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each per sent message, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website
Live calls cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Service provided by Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
So is that tiny cock it? Doesn’t it get any bigger?
Because all you have to offer is a tiny cock, a little runt of a penis you’re in for some harsh and cruel humiliation from Mistress -when you call. If you call, as you’re probably a pathetic run away wuss. Or perhaps even worse, on of those self-deluded wankers in denial about their dwarf cocks. Small you say? Not at all its a good size. When Mistress stops laughing you will be on the receiving end of some of the most cutting, cynical insults, all aimed at your little winkle!!
Every kinky chat topic and all 36p cheapies!!
Mistress thinks that in some cases it IS a shame that you losers have such small winkles. However you often do lay it on with a trowel and I haven’t quite managed to get my head around what YOU think actually constitutes a tiny cock. I often her so called needle dicks complaining that they don’t have the necessary heft but in reality they just love a good bit of self diss and their cocks, whilst not massive are still close to the norm. Why that should be I haven’t yet decided. But in any event if you crave Small Penis Humiliation our Dominant ladies will be happy to dish it out to you!
So what possible use to a woman is a tiny cock like that?!
One thing is true losers like you will never be any good in the sack! You’re probably (if your tiny cock has ever been used in anger) well used to the expression “is it in yet?”! So you really do need the humiliation and scorn well and truly rubbed in -the fact that you have just a boy-cock buttons that down nicely -no wiggle room for a little willie!
Amuse our Ladies tell them how small your dick is!
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Maybe you know that you NEED a sassy bitch humiliating you over the phone -God knows your smelly little dick is reason enough!! But what if you don’t really know what to say? Stammering and dribbling in front of a sexy Mistress is so not a good look!? We’d seriously recommend giving some of our Kinky Mistress Stories a go!
Just listen to the professionally produced stories and tell us that our Kinky Domination Stories! aren’t absolutely red hot! Browse the story titles and see for yourself and with more than sixty titles you’ll be sure to find one at least to fire up your mojo!
Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
When your humiliation experience just has to be absolutely confidential then a text session will ensure your tiny embarrassment remains known only to you. So text a sassy lady safe in the knowledge she won’t tell about your pathetic little winkle!
All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge.
You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each per sent message, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website
Live calls cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Service provided by Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
Calls recorded, cost 46p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Mistress will Dominate subs with her awesome High Heels!
Of course many of you subs (if not a complete majority) go weak at the knees at the thought of a Mistress wearing awesome high heels. You know -ones with a six inch totally evil stiletto heel spike. In fact you all KNOW that your fetish for stilettos will lead you into the hottest, horniest sexual submission, don’t you?! The first thing you’re going to do when you session with me is to strip naked, the second to get down on your useless knees, wanker!
You can choose your fave Domination Chat Topic!
You will take whatever commands I give you without complaining and you will NOT be allowed to look me in the eye. Stare at my gorgeous shiny black stilettos and get ready to perform some humiliating foot worship! You are going to use your tongue and to make sure my stiletto heels are cleaned spotlessly -you won’t want to fail me in this task! My high heels will DOMINATE you and there’s no prospect of being rewarded in any way for failure. When I give you a command you’ll do it or else my stiletto heel spikes are going to get up close and personal and once started, I find it hard to stop a good high heel stomping!
You’ve no choice but to worship my high heels!
The very fact that subs like you are fixated on my heels is all the more reason to subject them to the humiliation of tongue to heel worship! Don’t be surprised however if you get to feel just how sharp my heel spikes are, as I have a cynical habit of walking over naked backs..! Best be safe and give my heels some devoted even grovelling attention!
Kneel and kiss my Stiletto high heels you’re not worthy of more!
Calls recorded, cost 46p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Now you’re a lot more than curious about Foot Domination -admit it! So if you feel the need to get your subby fetishy fix but can’t strike up a live 1-2-1 phone session -what then? One of the most popular options has to be some Don’t Talk-Just Listen recorded sex stories! And as you seem to be interested in Foot Domination then our Kinky Domination Stories! should do the job very nicely! We’ve a library of sixty-something stories all professionally produced and they don’t hold back, be advised!
Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
So if you’re a lover of high heels and almost certainly a submissive one -I’d say that you’re the sort of kinky bloke who loves Heel Worship and loves swapping pics with ladies who wear awesome high heels? In which case our dedicated heel worship text chat service ought to tick some boxes!
Make sure you get your share of foot and heel Domination, our dedicated text chat is safe and secure and 100% confidential. Serve a High Heel Mistress today!
All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge.
You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each per sent message, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website
Live calls cost 46p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’.Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Service provided by Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
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Of course you’re already getting frisky just thinking about a filthy chat session with a kinky LadyBoy! So as your cock thickens just imagine that you’re kneeling in front of one of these exotic creatures and being made to suck her cock!! As the majority ( but not all) of you ladyboy lovers are submissive and certainly bi-sexual, you’ll be glad that our LadyBoys are all massively virile! At the same time we do have some submissive LadyBoys who you can masterfully persuade to suck your cock before giving them an epic boning!!
In fact our Filthy LadyBoys are always wanting more, maybe like you the older they get the filthier and kinkier they become?! When you decide that you’re absolutely gagging for some kinky phone chat you must tell the slut who answers you what you need most of all! Right from the start you’ll get the full IN YOUR FACE FILTH the sort of dirty taking chat that makes you want to spunk up really quickly!
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We think that our LadyBoy chat line redefines kinkiness -well our chicks-with-dicks do that and you’ll just have to call to find out if this is so! Whilst you’re getting ready to give your LadyBoy phone fuck slut the benefit of your dirty mind, remember that all calls to this sex chat line are really silly cheap – our content rates haven’t changed for years and years!!
Calls recorded, cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
We’d like to suggest that apart from getting off with our ladyboys on live chat that you listen to some of our totally epic recorded stories. Why you might ask? Apart from being almost unbelievably filthy our professionally narrated and recorded stories might just give you some ideas for live chat scenarios!
You see a lot of fellas really don’t know where they are in terms of sex -seriously some think they are a bit subby for example. Others are in the bi-curious but still in the closet stage. That’s before you even consider the world of fetish –Kinky Domination Stories! to start with, also our extremely filthy Hardcore Gay Stories are absolutely awesome in every sense of the word!
Recorded stories cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’
Returning to the LadyBoy theme again, how do you fancy text chatting to a kinky LadyBoy and swapping some truly filthy pics? As we have our own dedicated LadyBoy text chat service that is all now possible -so don’t miss out!!
Apart from offering you the best and filthiest LadyBoy and Shemale text chat in the UK we’d stress that it is totally safe, totally cool. Your mobile number is never disclosed and you can text safe in the knowledge that everything is safe and anonymous!
All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge.
You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each per sent message, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website
Calls cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Service provided by Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145
